SkillZombie's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Carbonwater Show ep.3]

Immensly Funny.

Great job. Not the best flash animation, but the comedy makes up for it. Good work.

["A Slice of the Action"]

Whoa

All I can say is, you'll never see the ending coming. Great one.

[2 - The Story of Khale]

Excellent

I don't there's more that can be said. The drawings are well detailed, the colors are lush and well colored, and the story is great. Excellent work.

[Cowcow's Portfolio]

Humerous

Very humerous. Who knew that Guy Fieri was so veratile in combat situation.

BaSeBaLl151 responds:

Thanks for the positive review!

[Need A Dispenser Here]

Uhh...

Well, I didn't see the ending comming. Or the whole movie for that matter.

BreadFruitLock responds:

Need a dispenser here!

[ESF: Luffy v.s Sanji]

Its not bad...

But a few details could have been added.

1. Environmental impact damage could do with a little more detail rather than just the character either hitting the ground or just a pile of rocks spawn beneath them.

2. There was a little clipping when Luffy was punching upward at Sanji.

If you could fix these, it could be perfect. Otherwise its alright just the same.

Flash-Gamers responds:

CLIPPING?

[Alaska/Hawaii Crazy Laws]

Thanks alot

You have once again proven that our country can put any law and to make it even worse, the people will just roll with it.

[1c The Hideous Plot]

Surprisingly Funny.

Very interesting and entertaining. A good flash overall.

[[KK] Daily Seizure #2]

(Sigh)

Yet again another group is wasting its potential and talent on "flashes" that are just overall waste of a user's time. Well at least this one delivered what you said it would, even if both the execution and presentation was just horrendous. Also your beginning sequence was actually kind of good. For these two reasons alone, I won't give you guys zero stars, but you'll still only get one.

You know, If you could guys actually put some of your thoughts together and really tried, you could probably create something worth checking. Unfortunately, all of your flashes that I've seen fall into one of these categories.

1. Random pictures on screen that slightly move with some background music. Instant signification that the movie won't serve any purpose.

2. Mind-numbingly repetitive animation of a poorly drawn cat or a picture where one of the subject's heads are replaced with a cat head. Like the first in the list, they serve no purpose.

3. Intentionally badly made flash movies just to drive other user virtually insane. (Most of the Kitty Krew's movies fall into this category)

Long story short, for once actually try to make a decent video that has nothing to do with random pictures, seizures, your overused cat animations or any of your other badly executed flash cliche's. Trust me, there are more people that would like to see you guys churn on gold rather than garbage...

Pasty-Flawss responds:

A Jew is a member of the Jewish people, an ethnoreligious group originating from the Israelites or Hebrews of the ancient Middle East. The ethnicity and the religion of Judaism, the traditional faith of the Jewish nation, are strongly interrelated, and converts to Judaism are both included and have been absorbed within the Jewish people throughout the millennia.

By traditional accounts, Jewish history began during the second millennium BCE with the Biblical patriarchs Abraham, Isaac and Jacob. The Jews enjoyed two periods of political autonomy in their national homeland, the Land of Israel, during ancient history. The first era spanned from 1350 to 586 BCE, and encompassed the periods of the Judges, the United Monarchy, and the Divided Monarchy of the Kingdoms of Israel and Judah, ending with the destruction of the First Temple. The second era was the period of the Hasmonean Kindgom spanning from 140 to 37 BCE. Since the destruction of the First Temple, the diaspora has been the home of most of the world's Jews.[10] Except in the modern State of Israel, established in 1948, the Jews have been a minority in every country in which they have lived and they frequently experienced persecution, resulting in a population that fluctuated both in numbers and distribution over the centuries.

According to the Jewish Agency, as of 2007 there were 13.2 million Jews worldwide; 5.3 million in Israel, 5.3 million in the United States, and the remainder distributed in communities of varying sizes around the world; this represents 0.2% of the current estimated world population.[11][12] These numbers include all those who consider themselves Jews whether or not affiliated, and, with the exception of Israel's Jewish population, do not include those who do not consider themselves Jews or who are not Jewish by halakha. The total world Jewish population, however, is difficult to measure. In addition to halakhic (Jewish Law) considerations, there are secular, political, and ancestral identification factors in defining who is a Jew that increase the figure considerably.[12]

Jews and Judaism

The origin of the Jews is traditionally dated to around the second millennium BCE to the patriarchs, Abraham, Isaac and Jacob. The Merneptah Stele, dated to 1200 BCE, is one of the earliest archaeological records of the Jewish people in the Land of Israel, where Judaism, possibly the first monotheistic religion, developed over a period of thousands of years. According to Biblical accounts, the Jews enjoyed periods of self-determination first under the Biblical judges from Othniel Ben Kenaz through Samson, then circa 1000 BCE King David established Jerusalem as the capital of the United Kingdom of Israel and Judah, also known as the United Monarchy, and from there ruled the Twelve Tribes of Israel.
Elaborated reconstruction of the Temple of Solomon, based on the Biblical description.
Elaborated reconstruction of the Temple of Solomon, based on the Biblical description.

In 970 BCE, David's son Solomon became king of Israel.[13] Within a decade, Solomon began to build the Holy Temple known as the First Temple. Upon Solomon's death (c. 930 BCE), the ten northern tribes split off to form the Kingdom of Israel. In 722 BCE the Assyrians conquered the Kingdom of Israel and exiled its Jews, starting a Jewish diaspora. At a time of limited mobility and travel, Jews became some of the first and most visible immigrants.

The First Temple period ended around 586 BCE as the Babylonians conquered the Kingdom of Judah and destroyed the Jewish Temple. In 538 BCE, after fifty years of Babylonian captivity, Persian King Cyrus the Great permitted the Jews to return to rebuild Jerusalem and the holy temple. Construction of

[The AIDS Collab II]

C'mon now

This is such a waste of talent. I know you two are capable of doing something more creative than this. Don't waste your potential.

Caecilius responds:

This isn't our real talent. This is our excess talent that we shit into the Newgrounds Portal Toilet.